2025
- Kaiju Unleashed: Global Chaos, Stalled Trade, and the Rise of Unconventional Threats
- The Big Beautiful Bill Scores a GOP Touchdown: Republicans Dominate, Democrats Fumble!
- Zucchinis, Zealots, and the Price of Power: What Does a Senator Really Cost?
- The Great Self-Driving Delusion: Why Silicon Valley’s Robot Cars Are Doomed (And Why The Yereks Are Loving It)
- Miniature Kaiju Craze: How Tiny Monsters Are Taking Over Fish Tanks and Captivating Enthusiasts
- “Brushed Into Being: The Shocking Health Benefits of Watching Paint Dry”
- The Honeybee Apocalypse: How Genetically Altered Mites Are Orchestrating the Final Collapse
July
2025
- There Are No Clown Colonies in Israel
- Whiskers and Wi-Fi: The Dream and Dystopia of the Cyber Cat Cafe
- The Hallucination Epidemic: How Mistake-Ridden AI Chatbots Are Deceiving the Public—And Who Profits From the Chaos
- The Great GOP Game: Will the Republicans Score Big on the Budget Bill, and Who’s the Bigger Political Hack—Musk or Trump?
- Global Health in Critical Condition: The Fallout of U.S. Foreign Aid Cuts
- Vibe Check: The Green Wave — How Matcha Took Over the World and Why We’re Still Loving It
- The Permanent Stain: Forever Chemicals and Our Chemical Inheritance
- The Immortals Among Us: Why Nature Solved Death While Humans Still Struggle With Self-Tying Shoelaces
- Embrace the Future: Why Robotic Rule is Humanity's Last Hope
- The Matryoshka President: Unpacking the Layers of a Russian Asset
- Droppings of Power: Are Pigeons Pooping in the Mouths of Billionaires… on Purpose?
- Falafel, Moon Landings, and the Mysterious Force Sabotaging Both
- President’s Iran Strike Shakes GOP’s Game Plan: Can the Red Team Hold the Line in 2026?
- In Guts We Trust: Are We Just Flesh Puppets for Microbial Gods?
- Vibe Check: The Rise of VTubers — Digital Idols, Deep Questions, and the Future of Internet Culture
- The Fusion Fiasco: How Humanity Continues to Embarrass Itself While Stars Mock Our Incompetence
- Silent Wings: The Vanishing Symphony of Our Skies
- The Folly of MAGA Voters and the Inevitability of America’s Demise