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My news columns are a relentless, razor-sharp exploration of the scientific world’s most tantalizing mysteries and tragic inadequacies, delivered with the intellectual bravado only I, Einla Ediuring, can provide. Each week, I dissect the wonders and failures of modern science—whether it’s the secret of immortality in jellyfish or humanity’s inability to invent a decent self-tying shoe—exposing the gaps in collective knowledge and highlighting the absurdity of our slow progress, all while serving readers a bracing dose of wit, skepticism, and unapologetic genius.

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The Fusion Fiasco: How Humanity Continues to Embarrass Itself While Stars Mock Our Incompetence

By Einla Ediuring, Sans Cerebrum News

Greetings, intellectually malnourished readers. While you've been pretending to understand cryptocurrency and arguing about self-driving cars, I've been investigating the supreme humiliation that is humanity's relationship with fusion power. The results of my research—and yes, only I possess the mental acuity to properly analyze this catastrophe—reveal a species so monumentally incompetent that we cannot replicate what occurs naturally in every star visible on a clear night.

Allow me to illuminate the tragic comedy that is fusion energy: a technology that was "solved" in 1958, yet remains as elusive as a decent explanation for why we still tie our shoes manually in 2025.

The Glorious Promise That Never Arrived

Nuclear fusion—for those of you still blinking through existence without comprehension—is the process by which lighter atomic nuclei combine to form heavier nuclei, releasing enormous amounts of energy in the process1 2. This is precisely the mechanism that powers our sun, converting roughly 596 million tons of hydrogen into helium every second while generating the energy that sustains all life on Earth3 4. The deuterium-tritium reaction, the most promising fusion pathway for earthbound applications, follows the elegant equation: D+T→4He+n+17.6 MeVD + T \rightarrow {}^4He + n + 17.6 \text{ MeV}D+T→4He+n+17.6 MeV5.

To put this in terms your pedestrian intellects might grasp: one gram of fusion fuel could theoretically produce the same energy as burning eight tons of oil6. Did you know that the combined mass of four hydrogen nuclei (6.693 × 10⁻²⁷ kg) exceeds the mass of the resulting helium nucleus (6.645 × 10⁻²⁷ kg) by 0.048 × 10⁻²⁷ kg? This "missing" mass converts directly to energy according to Einstein's E=mc²—a formula that apparently remains beyond the practical comprehension of our species despite being discovered over a century ago3.

The theoretical foundation was established in 1958 when the Scylla I device achieved the first controlled thermonuclear fusion7. The International Atomic Energy Agency organized the first world fusion conference that same year, declassifying research from multiple nations and creating what officials optimistically called a "fair of ideas"8. Lyman Spitzer's stellarator design was the celebrated centerpiece, while Soviet physicists openly discussed their research with American counterparts in an unprecedented display of scientific collaboration8.

Yet here we stand in 2025, still burning fossil fuels like medieval peasants while jellyfish achieve biological immortality and honey never spoils—facts I mentioned previously because unlike fusion researchers, some natural processes actually work as advertised.

The Fundamental Physics: A Primer for the Intellectually Impoverished

Since most of you likely struggled with basic chemistry, permit me to explain what should be elementary science. Fusion requires temperatures exceeding 100 million degrees Celsius—approximately ten times hotter than the sun's core—to overcome the natural electromagnetic repulsion between positively charged nuclei9 1. At these temperatures, matter exists as plasma, the fourth state of matter consisting of free-moving ions and electrons1 10.

The challenge lies in plasma confinement. Left uncontained, plasma would expand to fill any available space, making contact with reactor walls and instantly terminating the fusion reaction10. Current approaches employ magnetic confinement using devices called tokamaks—doughnut-shaped chambers where magnetic field lines act as an "invisible bottle" to contain the plasma away from physical walls10.

The Lawson criteria, established in the 1950s, define the fundamental requirements for net energy gain: the product of plasma density (n) and energy confinement time (τE) must reach specific thresholds at optimal temperatures11. This elegant physics has been understood for over six decades, yet practical implementation continues to elude our species with embarrassing consistency.

Consider the irony: every star in our galaxy effortlessly maintains fusion reactions through gravitational confinement, while humanity builds increasingly complex magnetic bottles that fail to achieve sustained energy production. The sun converts 596 million tons of hydrogen to helium every second3, yet our most advanced facilities struggle to maintain fusion for mere minutes.

The Engineering Catastrophe: Where Theory Meets Reality's Cruel Laughter

The transition from theoretical understanding to practical application reveals the breathtaking incompetence that characterizes modern engineering. ITER—the International Thermonuclear Experimental Reactor—exemplifies this technological humiliation with spectacular precision12.

Originally scheduled to begin operations in 2020 with an estimated cost of $5 billion, ITER now faces a delay until 2039 with costs exceeding $22 billion12. The project suffers from manufacturing errors requiring extensive repairs, supply chain disruptions exacerbated by the COVID-19 pandemic, and the kind of bureaucratic inefficiency that would make a medieval guild blush with shame12.

Materials science presents particularly insurmountable challenges. Reactor components must withstand neutron bombardment that rearranges atomic structures hundreds of times during operational lifetimes13. Materials require operation at temperatures exceeding 1,000°C while maintaining structural integrity under magnetic fields greater than 10 Tesla13. The tritium breeding blankets necessary for fuel production expose metals to liquid lithium, typically degrading their mechanical properties13.

Plasma instabilities represent another frontier of human inadequacy. The slightest disturbances cause plasma to cool and fusion reactions to collapse, requiring control systems of extraordinary precision14. Recent experiments at the National Ignition Facility achieved "net energy gain" by delivering 2.05 megajoules of laser energy to produce 3.15 megajoules of fusion output15 16—a breakthrough that received breathless media coverage despite representing a minuscule step toward practical power generation.

The fundamental problem remains energy balance: while the fusion reaction itself produced more energy than the lasers delivered, the total facility energy consumption exceeded the fusion output by orders of magnitude. This is equivalent to celebrating a campfire because it produces more light than the match that lit it, while ignoring the logging operation required to supply the wood.

The Gallery of Incompetents: Who Bears Responsibility for This Travesty

Government Bureaucrats and Their Funding Follies

The Department of Energy's Milestone-Based Fusion Development Program exemplifies governmental incompetence with remarkable precision17. Selected eight private fusion companies in May 2024, yet after nine months, no technology investment agreements have been finalized due to intellectual property disputes17. These bureaucratic titans cannot determine whether the federal government should retain rights to fusion breakthroughs—a question that apparently requires extensive legal contemplation while climate change accelerates.

The Fusion Industry Association requests $3 billion in supplemental funding18, noting that private investment has reached $6 billion across 43 active fusion companies17. Yet government support "falls far behind the private sector's contribution"17, suggesting that federal agencies possess the strategic vision of cafeteria managers planning next week's menu.

International Cooperation: A Masterclass in Collective Futility

ITER represents 35 countries collaborating to demonstrate that international cooperation can fail more spectacularly than national efforts19. The project's delays and cost overruns strain partnerships while supply chain disruptions reveal the fragility of global coordination12. Director General Pietro Barabaschi expressed skepticism about private fusion companies meeting their timelines, noting that commercial deployment by 2040 appears unlikely even if fusion technology were proven today12.

Private Industry: Optimism Unmoored from Reality

Commonwealth Fusion Systems announced plans to build the world's first commercial fusion power plant in Virginia by the early 2030s20. Helion signed a power purchase agreement and claims it may be possible to build "one fusion power plant per day in the 2030s"21. These projections demonstrate the kind of aggressive optimism typically associated with cryptocurrency promoters and time-share salespeople.

The 43 active fusion companies represent diverse approaches but collectively face the same fundamental challenges that have persisted since 195817. Private investment totaling nearly $6 billion has been concentrated among a few prominent companies, with most startups pursuing "less-developed technologies" according to DOE assessments21.

The Alternative Energy Landscape: Should We Abandon This Quixotic Quest?

While fusion researchers fumble with magnetic bottles and plasma confinement, alternative energy sources present compelling arguments for redirecting our limited intellectual resources.

Solar and Wind: The Darlings of Renewable Rhetoric

Solar and wind energy accounted for 18% of renewable sources in the United States as of 202422, with advocates claiming capital costs around $1 per watt of peak power capacity23. However, this figure represents maximum theoretical output under optimal conditions, not practical 24-hour energy delivery23.

The uncomfortable reality reveals true costs approaching $10 per watt when accounting for energy storage requirements, grid infrastructure, and backup systems necessary for consistent power delivery23. Solar panels remain inefficient and expensive, while wind farms disrupt ecosystems and bird migration patterns24. Both sources suffer from intermittency issues that make them unsuitable as primary energy sources without massive storage infrastructure.

Advanced Nuclear: The Overlooked Alternative

Molten Salt Reactors using thorium fuel cycles represent a more promising near-term solution than fusion fantasies25. Thorium-based reactors produce less long-lived radioactive waste and utilize more abundant fuel sources than conventional uranium reactors25. TU Delft researchers successfully synthesized thorium chloride salts suitable for next-generation reactor applications, demonstrating tangible progress toward practical implementation25.

Unlike fusion's requirement for temperatures ten times hotter than the sun's core, advanced fission reactors operate at manageable temperatures using proven nuclear physics. The technology builds upon decades of operational experience rather than chasing theoretical breakthroughs that have remained elusive for nearly seven decades.

The Geothermal Solution: Tapping Earth's Natural Heat

Geothermal energy offers stable, location-independent power generation sourced from Earth's internal heat26. Unlike solar and wind variability or fusion's technological barriers, geothermal systems provide consistent baseload power with minimal environmental impact. Recent advances in enhanced geothermal systems enable energy extraction from previously unsuitable locations, expanding deployment possibilities significantly.

The Verdict: Fusion's Fatal Flaws and Humanity's Misplaced Priorities

The evidence against continued fusion pursuit accumulates like snow in a nuclear winter. Despite theoretical understanding established in 1958, practical fusion power remains decades away according to even optimistic projections12. ITER's delays and cost overruns demonstrate the technological and managerial challenges that make commercial fusion increasingly implausible12.

European public opinion research reveals "mixed feelings" about fusion energy, with concerns about massive investment requirements and unproven technology27. Participants question whether funding fusion research represents sound policy when mature low-carbon alternatives already exist27.

The $22 billion spent on ITER could fund thousands of advanced fission reactors or comprehensive renewable energy infrastructure with immediate environmental benefits. Japan's ¥10 billion investment in three fusion research institutes6 could alternatively support proven technologies with shorter development timelines and higher success probabilities.

The Superior Path Forward: Embracing Technological Realism

Rather than pursuing fusion's quixotic promises, rational energy policy should prioritize advanced nuclear reactors, enhanced geothermal systems, and next-generation storage technologies. Thorium molten salt reactors offer near-term deployment with superior safety characteristics and reduced waste profiles compared to conventional nuclear power25.

Enhanced geothermal systems could provide baseload power equivalent to multiple fusion plants using proven drilling and heat exchange technologies. Advanced battery systems and grid-scale storage could address renewable energy intermittency more cost-effectively than fusion development.

The fusion community's persistence resembles medieval alchemists searching for philosopher's stones while metallurgists developed practical iron-working techniques. Stars achieved fusion through gravitational forces unavailable on Earth; attempting to replicate stellar conditions using magnetic confinement represents technological hubris of extraordinary proportions.

Conclusion: The Age of Ediuring Demands Better Solutions

The fusion energy program represents humanity's most expensive scientific failure—a nearly 70-year quest that has consumed hundreds of billions of dollars while delivering essentially zero practical results. Private companies promise commercial fusion by 2030, yet face the same fundamental challenges that have stymied researchers since Eisenhower was president20 21.

Commonwealth Fusion Systems and similar ventures may achieve limited fusion reactions, but economic viability remains as distant as my vacation home on Europa20. The National Ignition Facility's "breakthrough" required massive laser systems to achieve momentary energy gain—hardly a model for commercial power generation15 16.

Meanwhile, advanced fission reactors approach commercial deployment, geothermal systems provide reliable baseload power, and storage technologies enable renewable energy integration. These proven approaches offer immediate environmental benefits without requiring temperatures that would vaporize any known material.

If the scientific establishment had consulted me in 1958, we might have avoided this seven-decade embarrassment and achieved actual clean energy deployment decades ago. Instead, fusion researchers continue chasing plasma rainbows while jellyfish achieve biological immortality and humanity ages like defective machinery.

The age of Einla Ediuring demands technological realism over fantasy. Abandon fusion's false promises and embrace solutions that actually work—advice that should have been obvious to anyone possessing basic scientific literacy.

Next week: My exposé on why artificial intelligence remains artificially stupid despite decades of hype. Spoiler alert: the intelligence isn't the artificial part.

Einla Ediuring's Endless Knowledge

Fusion Energy #4 - by Getty AI

The Fusion Fiasco: How Humanity Continues to Embarrass Itself While Stars Mock Our Incompetence

By Einla Ediuring, Sans Cerebrum News

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