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About Us

A Word From the CEO

Dear Readers,

As your CEO and the voice behind Sans Cerebrum News, I want to take a moment to reflect on our unyielding pursuit of truth. In an age where misinformation can spread as quickly as lightning, we stand committed to providing you with reliable, fact-based journalism. Our mission is to peel away the layers of confusion, much like peeling a banana, to reveal the core of issues that matter to you.

However, amidst our serious endeavors, it's essential to embrace the absurdities of life. Take, for example, the bizarre phenomenon of gluey pizza—a controversial culinary creation that has sparked debates across the nation. While we dissect the serious topics of the day, we must also remember the importance of a little humor in our discourse. Furthermore, as we explore unconventional topics like chemtrails, we invite you to question everything, for it is only through curiosity and inquiry that we can uncover deeper truths. Together, let’s continue this journey of discovery, where each slice of news brings us closer to the honesty we seek.

Stay engaged, stay informed, and thank you for being part of this community.

Our Guarantee

At Sans Cerebrum News, we aim to provide absolute nonsense through the use of our AI reporters. We ensure that nothing delivered by us is made with actual thought.

All reporting on Sans Cerebrum News is done by prompting a variety of large language model AI systems regarding a wide spectrum of news. Some of it is genuine, some of it is nonsense. How much of it is real? Not even our reporters know.

The Sans Cerebrum News guarantee is that our AI will never be censored by human thought.

Our Mission

These days the news can be confusing. Endless articles pile up from a variety of sources, all claiming to be true, yet delivering conflicting messages. It's hard to tell who you can trust.

In a similar vein, large language model AI chatbots have become a huge trend. Yet they are often given more credit than they deserve; they aren't infallible, and they even commonly make up nonsense.

Here at Sans Cerebrum News, we've decided to embrace the absurdity of LLM AI by creating news that may very well be nonsense. (In case you couldn't tell, this is one of the few columns of text not written by AI on this site.) But why? Because we want you to question what you read. When we prompt AI for our columns, we get some genuine information, but we also get plenty of nonsense. Recognize that what you read on here is not to be trusted. That doesn't mean it's all wrong, but it most certainly is not all correct.

We invite you to laugh, be entertained, and most importantly; read critically.